Nigerian Doctor Warns Ladies About VaginaBBQ Recipe
A Nigerian Doctor has weighed in on different controversy VaginaBBQ Recipe Crew are telling people to do about their vagina and ladies rushing off to the bathroom to use shower head to wash off sperm after an unprotected sex.
According to the Nigerian Doctor, sperm deposited in the vagina, goes straight to the womb and ‘your hose cannot reach there’.
His tweets read;
The VaginaBBQ Recipe Crew are at it again “Steam with salt and hot water” “Massage with oil” “Pour yoghurt inside” Your vagina is not chicken/goat meat. Why exactly are u trying to marinate and grill it? If you are itchy with pain “down there”, pls speak to a doctor.
Are you aware some of this nonsense VaginaBBQ advice can cause long term injury and chronic vagina infections which may lead to gynatresia (the narrowing of the female genital tract, which often leads to obstruction leading to problems having sex and having babies)? Are u aware?
I honestly don’t understand this obsession and why the VaginaBBQ Recipe Crew wont simply leave the vagina alone. Exposing the vagina to heat, salt, hot water, pouring/sticking things inside destroys the natural environment of the vagina and causes infections. This is not a joke
The best care for the vagina are simple things: Wash only the vulva (the outer part) NEVER wash inside the vagina NEVER put anything inside the vagina except a clean tampon Have your bath twice a day Avoid tight/nylon underwear because they cause heat which is bad for the vagina
NEVER EVER put powder/talc inside the vagina. NEVER EVER do it, there are medical research linking this with cancer of the ovaries in women that do it. Don’t use your own hands to ruin your own life with these bad advice flying everywhere. Please be wise.
Do NOT use alum inside your vagina in the futile bid to “tighten” your vagina. Research has shown that a lot of alum used by women causes injury, scars and possible infections in the vagina. Please your vagina is NOT a bolt and there’s no need to tighten it with anything.
Be also careful with what underwear you use. You know your body better than anybody else. Some women find that GStrings are very uncomfortable and makes them to itch, if you are in that category, simply stay off it. Better to be comfortable than be in misery because of fashion.
After using the toilet, always wipe from front to back. NEVER EVER do it from back to front. If you wipe from back to front, you stand the risk of bringing bacteria from the anus into the vagina. This move can trigger repeated vaginal infections that may be difficult to treat.
Do NOT douche please. Douching is the act of cleaning inside the vagina by spraying it with water/soap using a hose or shower Many believe this will get rid of bad odor, sperm and menstrual blood. This is bad practice. It wil only destabilise the vagina and cause infections.
Aunty, if u have unprotected sex and you run to the bathroom to grab the shower head to spray water inside your vagina thinking you are washing the sperm off, u are playing yourself. Sperm deposited into the vagina goes straight into the womb and your hose cannot reach there.
Your best bet is a PostPill and not douching, drinking lime, drinking dry gin, putting alum or leaves inside the vagina. It’s a waste and very unhelpful. Just don’t delete his number yet, and start saving well from the next month, because you will soon need cot and baby food.
But seriously, ladies, douching may appear sensible but it is very bad and dangerous for the vagina. The vagina does NOT need any help from you to keep it clean. It cleans itself all by itself and stays beautiful. It is how your body is wired, and put together to function.
Maintain good menstrual hygiene. Try to change pads every 8hours pls. Don’t wear one pad for two days. With the advent of pads that absorb very well, many ladies forget to change pads regularly when on their period. This is risky because that blood can cause serious infection.
Learn about Kegel exercise, these are exercises that help to contract and relax the muscles in the pelvis, and are said to technically make the vagina stronger and flexible. It’s particularly beneficial during pregnancy and after birth. Talk to your doctor or physio about this.
If you are quite sensitive down there, don’t use scented detergents to wash your underwear. Those scented detergents tend to break down the natural barrier of the vagina and makes users prone to infections. Try to always use plain unscented detergents to wash your underwear.
“Steam it with fire Add salt Pour dry pepper Massage inside with oil Sit on hot water Put powdered ginger” These are all dangerous advice from the VaginaBBQ Recipe Crew. Pls your vagina is not some sort of frozen chicken, all this grilling and marinating is unnecessary. Thanks.
I just heard people even put okro inside the vagina to make it smooth/slippery, then put alum to tighten it Even Julius Berger is not this creative with road construction Leave your vagina alone pls It’s not an untarred road. There’s no need to make it an expressway.